Are you kidding?

Definitely a slow day in News Land! The top story/breaking news around these parts on the 4:00 news is the upcoming DC visit of Pope Benedict XVI and his secret birthday dinner and... are you ready? The place settings to be used!

I appreciate the significance of the Pope's first visit to the U.S., I really do. But come on, now - surely there has to be something just a skosh more newsworthy. Who cares how the man's table is set??

*sigh*