What is it??...

To quote Captain Steven Hiller (aka Will Smith) in Independence Day while dragging that alien across the desert... "and what the hell is that smell?"

Ugh! I don't know either, I just know it smells like... well, you know... that stuff. Really... roasted.

What, you ask? A brand new quilt/bedspread and shams that were delivered yesterday. All folded nice and pretty and neat in those vinyl zip-up thingies. All folded nice and pretty and smelling really r-o-t-t-e-n. I'm thinking it's the vinyl thingies. I'm really hoping it's the vinyl thingies.

Cuz if it's not and a good washing and day hanging outside in the fresh air doesn't get rid of whatever it is, there's no way on God's little green earth this thing is going on my bed smelling like nasty roasted poop! Gag!