Revolting rest rooms...

You know, I've been in my share of public rest rooms, both mens (hey, you do what you gotta do with what's available!) and womens, and I just have to say... some women are pigs.

Do you ever wonder what the home bathrooms of these ladies... and I use the term extremely loosely... must look like? I mean, if they're willing to do what they do in public, what on earth do they do in private?

I wonder if they pee all over the toilet seat at home and leave it for the next user to clean up? I know, I know - we've all been taught not to sit on the nasty toilet seat and to just... well, hover. Fine, all well and good - I know us female-types can't aim like the guys can. But, why can't they wipe the darn seat after they've finshed peeing all over it?

I wonder if they don't flush at home and leave their 'bizness' floating all over the place?

I wonder - if they do flush, do they flush their used tampons, wrappers, inserts, etc. down their toilets too and pay the plumber to come clean up the mess?

I wonder if they write vulgar messages all over their bathroom walls?

I wonder if they use the soap in their bathroom? Hell, I wonder if they even know what soap is!

I wonder - if they do find the soap and finish drying their hands, do they throw the towels on their floor?

It's disgusting - makes one embarrassed to be a member of the sisterhood sometimes ...