Oh...my...God!!

Listen to me, people. This is one of those items that go on your "things to do before I die" list. You must try chocolate covered strawberries! How have I walked the planet this many years and never had one of these heavenly babies in my mouth?? Decadent, I tell you, positively decadent!

So not only is there white chocolate and dark chocolate for melting, but there's teeny-weeny little chocolate chips and coconut to roll them in once they're dipped. Each bite fills your mouth with a burst of juicy flavor - oh, wicked, extravagant indulgence!

Thank you muchly, my sweet Susan - your wicked step-ma-ma is enjoying your Daddy's birthday gift as much as he. I can't wait for tomorrow!